i've been on a no-sugary-drinks-while-sick diet. now that i'm back to about 75% healthy and climbing, i decided it was time to reunite with my old friend, coke. we had the following conversation:
sorry for the break. i've been sick. it's not you, it's me.
i know.
i've missed you. it's been months, no?
no. it's been about a week. don't be dramatic.
well it seemed like ages. what else have i missed?
well, your house is a disaster, you haven't had a well balanced meal in a while, and you don't smell too good.
ugh. you're right. i better get to work.
finish me first.
oh, coke. you totally get me. i love you.*
and then i dressed my child and started cleaning the house.
hooray for health and productivity!
*talking to a can of coke is not crazy. remember, i'm only at 75% and my love for the coke runs deep.
**i also assume my coke speaks with a thick, spanish accent. i don't know.
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